Arnie’s Joke corner
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A Motor Pike
Why did the football manager flood the football pitch?
So he could bring on his subs
What’s the chilliest football ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford
What goes ‘Zzub, Zzub, Zzub’?
A bee flying backwards
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
